That was as exciting as watching paint dry...oh wait, it was.
we often subdue our video selections in consideration of the advanced age of the intended audience
......next up.......counting for unaccountable sheeps 🤨Â
"Sheamus pondered his future as he came to the realization that the sheep were leading him instead of him leading the sheep."
Sheamus spent the vast majority of his uneventful life engaged in one type or another of woolgathering.....yet he rarely focused on any particular thought beyond wondering if Margaret would put those nice baby carrots in the Shepherd`s pie tonight
Still, Margaret had a dark side. Few knew that her recipe for Shepherds Pie was far more nefarious than it sounded until they realized she intentionally omitted the apostrophe. Â
Following a pointedly perspicuous Q&A with the village constabulary,Mags sheepishly admitted to enticing the Lutheran Bachelor Shepherds to her windowsill with a tantalizing array of non-possessively designated meat pies
In the months that followed the inquisition,Sheamus ordered and had installed,the most heavily armoured pie safe offered in the Ward`s catalog
Yet, all his efforts came to naught with his house's floor lacking the necessary structural integrity.
it LOOKS worse than it actually was.......building on an over-saturated parcel of bottom land is bound to end badly,so at least it did not come as a COMPLETEÂ surprise ................. Sheamus and Margaret were able,with a generous stipend from her mother Eleanor,to purchase a more appropriate dwelling ........ one of sturdy disposition,much more conducive to sheep husbandry ...... and featuring a permanently open pie-hole