Cheap Beer and Food

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 

'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. 

He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?' 

'A nickel,' the barman replied.

'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?'

The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.' 

The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?'

The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.