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john barry
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Dan always dreamt of the day when he could give up living hard, and retire to a small chicken ranch in the valley.......the chickens,a small watermelon stream running through the property, and his rented dog Shep,would be all Dan ever needed



   
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Scary dreams there, Dan The Man......maybe livin' just a tad too hard.



   
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Wow, a watermelon assembly line and a rented dog....what more could a guy want?



   
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@jack-dodds, I understand that lingering near a watermelon stream can be very therapeutic. The Aztecs thought them to be sacred, called them "the watermelons of the gods."


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Scary dreams there, Dan The Man......maybe livin' just a tad too hard.

If it means year-round watermelons,and an end to cat smuggling,Dan will stay the course 🤨 

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Wow, a watermelon assembly line and a rented dog....what more could a guy want?

just lately,Shep has taken to running with a few bad dogs in Wisconsin.Just getting him away from that life would comfort Dan considerably

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@jack-dodds, I understand that lingering near a watermelon stream can be very therapeutic. The Aztecs thought them to be sacred, called them "the watermelons of the gods."

If you have the zoning for one,and Aztecs make up less than 15% of your HOA,call someone out for a quote John.....until they get it up and running,you can practice with appropriately sized,neighborhood children

 

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@jack-dodds, I understand that lingering near a watermelon stream can be very therapeutic. The Aztecs thought them to be sacred, called them "the watermelons of the gods."

Yes it would be therapeutic JK; especially if you had your ear buds in, listening to Melons In The Stream by Kenny and Dolly.



   
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Wow, a watermelon assembly line and a rented dog....what more could a guy want?

just lately,Shep has taken to running with a few bad dogs in Wisconsin.Just getting him away from that life would comfort Dan considerably

gooddog sit

The original canine Cheesehead....I wonder if he's a Packers fan?



   
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