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19/05/2022 8:43 am
Four great confusions still unresolved:
1. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
19/05/2022 9:08 am
#1 Since I've 2 arms, I say BOTH !
19/05/2022 9:09 am
#1 Since I've 2 arms, I say BOTH !
Yeah but.....never mind.
Steve Jacobs and Steve Jacobs reacted
19/05/2022 9:11 am
These are excellent. Number 2 is a real poser isn't it?
David Green and David Green reacted
19/05/2022 9:13 am
I usually wait till someone is ready to sit down. I then lick my fingers and rub said armrest. 9x out of 10 the moviegoer walks away 
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19/05/2022 9:33 am
I usually wait till someone is ready to sit down. I then lick my fingers and rub said armrest. 9x out of 10 the moviegoer walks away
Well thought out Steve. This is also a perfect situation for plastic vomit application.
19/05/2022 3:31 pm
"2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?"
because monkeys aren`t half as smart as they think they are
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19/05/2022 6:56 pm
@jack-dodds Â
Lol, that ain't gonna work very well w/o an 'aroma' to compliment it. And I'm not up for that.Â
Steve
19/05/2022 7:12 pm
Maybe cuz they're better suited to cages 'n zoos than Humans are.Â
I'm only fond of bananas when they're in a Sundae.
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19/05/2022 8:11 pm
Maybe cuz they're better suited to cages 'n zoos than Humans are.Â
I'm only fond of bananas when they're in a Sundae.
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I`m not an expert on bananas...........but this guy is
19/05/2022 9:11 pm
The answer to #2 is that, the monkey's have figured out a way to still be around, people haven't gotten there yet. Â
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota
Steve Jacobs and Steve Jacobs reacted
19/05/2022 9:56 pm
Hilarious JB,Â
Just how do you find these 'gems' ?Â
Steve
Thanks Steve 😆 .....I just happened to come across that one somewhere in reddit early this morning.......then I got a cramp and forgot about it until a couple hours ago
Steve Jacobs and Steve Jacobs reacted
19/05/2022 10:17 pm
Cramp as in singular ? Good to hear it wasn't a bunch of cramps. I gotta go in a minute 'n check on our monkey bread in the oven...
Steve
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john barry and john barry reacted
19/05/2022 10:32 pm
Four great confusions still unresolved:
1. At a movie theater, which arm rest is yours?
2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?
3. Why is there a 'D' in fridge, but not in refrigerator?
4. Who knew what time it was when the first clock was made?
#3 The 'd' indicates that the refrigerator went on a successful diet to eliminate some letters. Â
Steve
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