Four great confusions still unresolved:

Posted by: @john-barry

"2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?"

because monkeys aren`t half as smart as they think they are

 

It is important to note that the ones shown around the Nomad are Trunk Monkeys, a rare species.

@jack-dodds  

Odd terminology as the Nomad has no 'trunk'. 

Steve

Posted by: @100ford2003

@jack-dodds  

Odd terminology as the Nomad has no 'trunk'. 

Steve

Trunk Monkeys will often insinuate themselves into areas that may contain only vague references to actual trunks......much like the Bozos who frequently show up in David Green`s posts

Posted by: @100ford2003

@jack-dodds  

Odd terminology as the Nomad has no 'trunk'. 

Steve

Which begs the question "when is a car trunk no longer a trunk".  I am told by a trunk monkey researcher that they see it as an automotive storage area.  You may see this as my CYA response Steve, but science doesn't lie.

Then again, who better to provide an accurate response than a trunk monkey!

Posted by: @jkuvakas

Then again, who better to provide an accurate response than a trunk monkey!

he`s talkin` about You Jack and Steve

Posted by: @john-barry

Posted by: @jkuvakas

Then again, who better to provide an accurate response than a trunk monkey!

he`s talkin` about You Jack and Steve

Mt rebuttal to that accusation is that the only time in my life I have ever been any semblance of a trunk monkey was being smuggled into the drive-in movies in the trunk of my buddy's '58 Buick sedan.  Come to think of it we were somewhat drunk trunk monkeys too.

@john-barry 

Well I'd like to think that in this current day and age I roll with all the new technology and terminology and identify with a 'frunk'. 

So, am I to be considered a 'frunk monkey' ? 

Steve

Posted by: @100ford2003

@john-barry 

Well I'd like to think that in this current day and age I roll with all the new technology and terminology and identify with a 'frunk'. 

So, am I to be considered a 'frunk monkey' ? 

Steve

I'll bite.....define "frunk".

Posted by: @jack-dodds

Posted by: @john-barry

Posted by: @jkuvakas

Then again, who better to provide an accurate response than a trunk monkey!

he`s talkin` about You Jack and Steve

Mt rebuttal to that accusation is that the only time in my life I have ever been any semblance of a trunk monkey was being smuggled into the drive-in movies in the trunk of my buddy's '58 Buick sedan.  Come to think of it we were somewhat drunk trunk monkeys too.

for bonus points here:

1) What was the name of the film playing at the drive-in ?

2) Name one time ANYONE has ever known of a SOBER trunk monkey

Posted by: @100ford2003

@john-barry 

Well I'd like to think that in this current day and age I roll with all the new technology and terminology and identify with a 'frunk'. 

So, am I to be considered a 'frunk monkey' ? 

Steve

can you SAY that here ????

@jack-dodds 

Come on Jack, stop monkeying around here...

Your considered a 'Highly Educated Man of the Planet'. 

A 'HEMP' if you please, so we should be asking YOU questions. Not the other way around. 

Steve

Posted by: @jack-dodds

Posted by: @100ford2003

@john-barry 

Well I'd like to think that in this current day and age I roll with all the new technology and terminology and identify with a 'frunk'. 

So, am I to be considered a 'frunk monkey' ? 

Steve

I'll bite.....define "frunk".

I think Goldie Hawn used to do the Frunky Monkey on the old Rowan and Martin show

Posted by: @john-barry

Posted by: @jack-dodds

Posted by: @john-barry

Posted by: @jkuvakas

Then again, who better to provide an accurate response than a trunk monkey!

he`s talkin` about You Jack and Steve

Mt rebuttal to that accusation is that the only time in my life I have ever been any semblance of a trunk monkey was being smuggled into the drive-in movies in the trunk of my buddy's '58 Buick sedan.  Come to think of it we were somewhat drunk trunk monkeys too.

for bonus points here:

1) What was the name of the film playing at the drive-in ?

2) Name one time ANYONE has ever known of a SOBER trunk monkey

1.  Don't recall but likely a low budget thriller requiring minimal concentration.

2.  Ummm....no.

Add question 3:  Was there ever an occasion when drunk trunk monkeys being smuggled into the drive-in weren't subjected to one of them breaking wind?

@john-barry  

Well, I just did. Kind of. Technically, I didn't "SAY" it. I wrote it out for others, such as yourself, to read it. You remember that 'messy' Clinton 'thing' don't you. It was all about 'semantics'.  

Steve