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26/04/2021 9:36 pm
The clowns look a little pasty.
and they taste a bit off
27/04/2021 5:00 am
@john-barry I’m pretty sure this was the one where you mentioned doing it as a slideshow, and I had started it only to realize that I couldn’t remember how to. Now that I do, I will get to it. Thanks for reposting.
Pure coincidence Paul !!....I am actively seeking former cast members.Please bear with me for what might be a couple days.....Feel free to make yourself comfortable as you enjoy unlimited visits to any of the 3 "service" stations we`ve made operational for yourself and your crew.....they tell me the nacho fountain is best enjoyed in the first few days
Feelers are out for a possible team to portray the "elite" clown squad (Scaramouch and Elrod) ...this UPTOWN clown team were alluded to,but never actually seen, in the original production......selections are being pared,even at this early hour......top o` the shortlist goes to 50`s sensation:"Kicky the Clown"....in these studio released stills,Kicky is paired with his long time partner Snarles Barkley
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27/04/2021 7:50 am
The clowns look a little pasty.
and they taste a bit off
There have been complaints about the drinking water.
Speaking of agents...An actor is coming home from his day job (that is NOT the punch line). As he comes up the driveway, he sees his wife standing on the lawn. Her dress is partially torn. Then he sees his dog on the lawn. It has been tarred and feathered. Then he looks up at his house. It has been burned to the ground.
The actor asks his wife, “Honey, what happened?” She says, “I don’t know. Your agent came over, tore my dress, tarred and feathered the dog, and burnt down the house.”
The actor says, “My agent came to my house?”
27/04/2021 11:27 am
There have been complaints about the drinking water.
If you`re suggesting that plastic cups be made available at the Nacho Fountain,we`re all over it.
28/04/2021 8:12 am
...we play our cards right Paul,we can milk this for another week or so.....I showed the "Movie" to a couple of the boys overtown......Henry asked: "why a John Barry Joint ?"....."why not a Paul Rouffa / John Barry Joint"?.......are your editors up for that?
little by little the cast comes together.....I find them huddled on the doorstep when I go out for the paper....more of the "family" made themselves known this morning....they had spent the night on the front porch in this makeshift sleeping bag...
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28/04/2021 9:43 am
That last group reminds me of the hitchhiking ghosts at the end of the Haunted Mansion ride.
29/04/2021 6:30 pm
!!! NO FLIES ON FRANK !!!
The push for extras and flunkies began in earnest this Thursday morning, right after the Quarter Page Ad in the trades.
"CATTLE CALL…. CATTLE CALL…. CATTLE CALL….FREE pop and tootsie roll candies for all in attendance !!!
**Due to an overly productive Spring hatch,insect activity at Tableshine Plaza is at an unprecedented level.Please do NOT excite or attempt to engage the wasp nests in ANY manner.They are irresistibly attracted to sugar,perspiration,loud noise,movement,whispering, and direct eye contact.They are naturally viscous by nature and may take exception to being written about.**
"WANTED FOR PROMISING CAREER BUILDING OPPORTUNITIES !! : JOIN the ALL STAR CAST of “Honey We Picked the WRONG CLOWN” for TRYOUTS AND CASTING"
Seeking appropriate PARTY CLOWNS/STANDING CHILDREN OF ALL ILK/ANIMALS of QUESTIONABLE ORIGIN…Small Claims Attorney And Compact Gumshoe Also Sought (NO background checks for qualified applicants)
(The solicitation went on to suggest, that non-attendees would place themselves in jeopardy of NOT meeting a certain “CELEBRITY” executive producer)
02/05/2021 11:57 am
Double Script Tentatively Greenlit by Three Major Studios......jB insists on running it by "Giant Mad Cow PR Productions" for first right of refusal
Paul.....I hope this writing finds you enjoying our balmy spring somewhere nice.....outdoors in the sun perhaps...."The Improper Clowns" untouched and shelved,awaiting additional production stills
I`ve been sitting on what I believe to be the PERFECT vehicle for your talents.....it centers around Slippin` Jimmy,the Charismatic Charlatan with a hat of gold......the Tommy James soundtrack,coupled with the visual impacts of Jimmy on the job.....wellllll....ya just gotta see it.......
...if you disagree with my analysis,I`d appreciate your honesty in letting me know....sometimes my enthusiasm gets carried away on what later seems not the least bit special.....if you should decide to do this,I PROMISE not to ask for anymore from you......
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