If You Can.

If you can
start the day without caffeine

If you can
always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,

If you can
resist complaining and boring people with your
troubles,

If you can
eat the same food every day and be grateful for
it, 

If you can
understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any
time,

If you can
take criticism and blame without resentment,

If you can
conquer tension without medical help,

If you can
relax without alcohol, 

If you can
sleep without the aid of drugs,

Then You Are
Probably

The Family 
Dog