Any acknowledgement of responsibility by any member of The Lounge will of course be treated in confidence. JK may want to invite contributions to a legal defence fund should the need arise.
p.s. If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, well, that makes three of us.
Feral pigs, wild boar, are not just problematic in Scotland, they're creating havoc in many countries. They destroy habitat and leave damage wherever they go. Few things in nature have an effect on them, save for hunters. Ranchers have taken to install pens where they congregate in mass to eat from bait and close them in. They are processed and feed the poor in many western areas.
They multiply so rapidly, however, that greater measures need to be taken.
Yes indeed. But I think you may have missed the sly reference contained in this "doctored" BBC report. I was hoping somebody (particularly someone with a fondness for rural scenes) might get the point about pigs in a woodland clearing.
The inhabitants of The Lounge, briefly roused from their slumbers, glance nervously at one another, wondering what they may have missed.
Don't worry about it. It was just a thought. Maybe I need to crank up my medication a bit.
Yes indeed. But I think you may have missed the sly reference contained in this "doctored" BBC report. I was hoping somebody (particularly someone with a fondness for rural scenes) might get the point about pigs in a woodland clearing.
The inhabitants of The Lounge, briefly roused from their slumbers, glance nervously at one another, wondering what they may have missed.
Don't worry about it. It was just a thought. Maybe I need to crank up my medication a bit.
Ahhh, it was that sly reference to Scottish bacon in a wooded clearing that I missed. Pork Chops to you Graeme and a delight to be so educated my good sir! LOL!
I would like to thank Mr. Ogg for providing this enlightening editorial and appreciate his caring enough to warn Forumites of this pressing pervasive pig problem. It is particularly important IMHO given that pigs are very frequently seen in various scenes and dioramas posted on this forum. In fact rarely is one such post seen without a pig present; often in close proximity to other wild and domesticated animals, from monkeys to rabbits to llamas. This is particularly concerning given the latest research evidence in Ogg's proffered article of DNA transfer between pigs and bears, resulting in den dwelling boars. Forumites will well recall seeing both pigs and bears together in many of JayBees beautifully arranged scenes/posts, amid a host of other animals, so it is obvious that the possibility of cross DNA transfer is very real. I feel very strongly that the only place for den dwelling bores is during the Forumite after-meeting "Think Tanked" lounge pork barrel political discussions; many of which lead to feral behavior as closing time approaches.
Yes, I think you figured out where I was coming from. A small, twisted homage to JB's rural scenarios, offered to the unsuspecting public as a piece of "fake news".
To tell the truth, I am quite partial to fake nudes. A fairly harmless personal fetish for which I hope I may be forgiven.
Yes, I think you figured out where I was coming from. A small, twisted homage to JB's rural scenarios, offered to the unsuspecting public as a piece of "fake news".
To tell the truth, I am quite partial to fake nudes. A fairly harmless personal fetish for which I hope I may be forgiven.
With your exquisite humor, ruggedly handsome good looks, we can only BEG to forgive you sir. And may God bless and keep you.
It does seem to be a harmless personal fetish Graeme, as long as you remain clothed from now on and keep it to within business hours...as per the probation order. I appreciate that the "come on" expressions those mannequins exude makes this difficult at times, especially after a few pints, but try to be strong and stay focused.
I have a great fear that someday Graeme may be caught undressing ‘mannequins’ in a ladies dress shop. Don’t let that fake female nudes fetish get too far out of hand.
I have a great fear that someday Graeme may be caught undressing ‘mannequins’ in a ladies dress shop. Don’t let that fake female nudes fetish get too far out of hand.
Well...as Graeme's lawyer successfully argued, "What happens in the store change room stays in the store change room." Discretion is the key I suppose and of course whispering sweet nothings in their ears in the store window is not generally well received by customers or passersby.
Thank you, gentlemen, for your words of tolerance and understanding.
Of course, there are some little personal . . um . . erotic foibles and peccadillos which one doesn't mind owning up to, whereas with others, one may remain firmly in denial despite all the evidence. Or as one prominent American figure famously stated, "I did NOT have sex with Batwoman."
Thank you, gentlemen, for your words of tolerance and understanding.
Of course, there are some little personal . . um . . erotic foibles and peccadillos which one doesn't mind owning up to, whereas with others, one may remain firmly in denial despite all the evidence. Or as one prominent American figure famously stated, "I did NOT have sex with Batwoman."
That would be either Robin (which is totally believeble) or Hound Dog Clinton (much less believable).
Yes indeed. But I think you may have missed the sly reference contained in this "doctored" BBC report. I was hoping somebody (particularly someone with a fondness for rural scenes) might get the point about pigs in a woodland clearing.
The inhabitants of The Lounge, briefly roused from their slumbers, glance nervously at one another, wondering what they may have missed.
Don't worry about it. It was just a thought. Maybe I need to crank up my medication a bit.
Ahhh, it was that sly reference to Scottish bacon in a wooded clearing that I missed. Pork Chops to you Graeme and a delight to be so educated my good sir! LOL!
Mmm...bacon, bacon, bacon...YAY !!!! I 💖 bacon !!!!
