More Fun Puns.

On a Maternity Room door:

      "Push. Push. Push.”

At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time.

         However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.” 

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:

   "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

At a Propane Filling Station:

  "Thank Heaven for little grills.”

In a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak.”

And the best one for last;

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:

“Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises”