My kind of bar…

This is almost state of the art, but I would prefer the tap with the flex hose attachment, which would eliminate the need for a glass.

"Pass the nuts...."     😬 😬 😬 

do u guys have these over there? They tried them once many years ago at sporting events, but gave up because so many fans didnt want the cup, they just opened their mouths and said shoot! Problem was they kept missing!

I'm betting that "Ladies Night" is pretty interesting!

I believe a fair number of places of worship in the US offer a similar form of convenience (!), although obviously the in-house consumption of alcoholic beverages would involve some kind of discreet concealment, such as a sports backpack with flexible straw, or a chilled drink flask disguised as a therapeutic oxygen tank. But we devious incontinent drunks will always find a way to achieve our aim. So to speak.

Posted by: @graeme-ogg

I believe a fair number of places of worship in the US offer a similar form of convenience (!), although obviously the in-house consumption of alcoholic beverages would involve some kind of discreet concealment, such as a sports backpack with flexible straw, or a chilled drink flask disguised as a therapeutic oxygen tank. But we devious incontinent drunks will always find a way to achieve our aim. So to speak.

I guess that explains those little signs on each pew, that read: "Our aim is for your convenience. Your aim is appreciated!"

My, if you can read that your eyesight must be pretty good.

So, um, why have you just soaked the front of your trousers? Did something move in a mysterious way, its wanders to perform?

Posted by: @graeme-ogg

My, if you can read that your eyesight must be pretty good.

So, um, why have you just soaked the front of your trousers? Did something move in a mysterious way, its wanders to perform?

Why, yes. Yes they did. Excuse me while I go slip out of these wet clothes into a dry martini................