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David Green
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Yes I looked John but got distracted by the goat story below.



   
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What is with all the running around, screaming and firing weapons already?  Just let go a huge cloud of Raid......kills 'em dead!

kills 'em dead Eh Jack??????,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,`memba when Canada had Marshall Dillon as "the thing"......and they lit it on fire and killed it?......and then Wilford Brimly turned out to be the real "thing" so they hosed him down too......whattya have to say for yourself now big guy?

 

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Yes I looked John but got distracted by the goat story below.

you`re one of the good ones David......those goats used to have an aerial act on the road leading into Kissimmee......eventually the scorpions drove them off

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@perrone1 ................I had a bootfull (of one tiny brown specimen) in Florida.......when the research paper tosses around provocative "imagery" such as “stout and elongated” you may go out to fetch the paper barefoot some of these days

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@perrone1 ................I had a bootfull (of one tiny brown specimen) in Florida.......when the research paper tosses around provocative "imagery" such as “stout and elongated” you may go out to fetch the paper barefoot some of these days

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Mine were Texas variety. I swore they built my house on a nest of the little buggers! Barefoot? Not me. I never take my boots off! Amazed



   
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@perrone1............... at least you were getting a nice variety.....I was going to suggest cancelling your paper route delivery......same engorged insect story,week after week ......you can just as easily watch it over the hedgerow.....at Herb`s place



   
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@perrone1............... at least you were getting a nice variety.....I was going to suggest cancelling your paper route delivery......same engorged insect story,week after week ......you can just as easily watch it over the hedgerow.....at Herb`s place

Herb was the main problem. He was feeding the dang things! Oh he denied it, of course, but I saw the empty package in his trash one day: "Mrs. McConahey's Scorpion Food & Stinger Supplement".



   
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.......has a SINGLE soul from this thread given even a CURSORY  look a the entirely scientifical page I linked when I started this Furshlugginer post?.....how about ultra-violet lighting.............did Caspar`s bugs have that at least???

I did read it, I even suggested 2 new names for the creature ...

UV light? I think the UV light applies to "researchers" ... Your imagination is at work JB.

"Equipped with forceps and ultraviolet lights, researchers...."



   
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.......has a SINGLE soul from this thread given even a CURSORY  look a the entirely scientifical page I linked when I started this Furshlugginer post?.....how about ultra-violet lighting.............did Caspar`s bugs have that at least???

I did read it, I even suggested 2 new names for the creature ...

UV light? I think the UV light applies to "researchers" ... Your imagination is at work JB.

"Equipped with forceps and ultraviolet lights, researchers...."

.....................that no one would consider a new,internally lit monster bug had been discovered, threw me a few degrees off prime Doctor.......and now,my chagrin knows no depth as I face the inevitable truth

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@perrone1............... at least you were getting a nice variety.....I was going to suggest cancelling your paper route delivery......same engorged insect story,week after week ......you can just as easily watch it over the hedgerow.....at Herb`s place

Herb was the main problem. He was feeding the dang things! Oh he denied it, of course, but I saw the empty package in his trash one day: "Mrs. McConahey's Scorpion Food & Stinger Supplement".

when the news of Herb`s despicable dealings came to light...in a special afternoon edition no less....no one was more shocked than Herb`s wife Nell had been

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@perrone1............... at least you were getting a nice variety.....I was going to suggest cancelling your paper route delivery......same engorged insect story,week after week ......you can just as easily watch it over the hedgerow.....at Herb`s place

Herb was the main problem. He was feeding the dang things! Oh he denied it, of course, but I saw the empty package in his trash one day: "Mrs. McConahey's Scorpion Food & Stinger Supplement".

when the news of Herb`s despicable dealings came to light...in a special afternoon edition no less....no one was more shocked than Herb`s wife Nell had been

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Well, I have to say, she surely does look distraught. After all it IS a shocking revelation. You could say that she has an ultraviolet glow about her! Scared



   
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the article is very confusing (I got confused too), starting to read from the title and already seeing the picture below ... our mind makes connections long before we read the full text:

"Rock-loving creature with a ‘sharp’ stinger spotted in a boulder. It’s a new species. Equipped with forceps and ultraviolet lights, ... "

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If you find one of these creatures, utilizing UV light, sent it to me, will train her to light up upon command, that way when I glue with UV resin and my two hands are carefully aligning the parts I would not need to hold the UV flashlight in my mouth.



   
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monster bugs were misnomer-ed and given traits they may never truly possess...ants had their say....as did herb`s peculiarities.....

..................................in all,we had a pretty good day....take care Jack

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monster bugs were misnomer-ed and given traits they may never truly possess...ants had their say....as did herb`s peculiarities.....

..................................in all,we had a pretty good day....take care Jack

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YES!!



   
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