Order please!

...oh, that's so bad. I had to really think (hard 🤨) about my "childhood stories."    I guess it's a cute joke, but I doubt anyone under the age of 40 will get it. 

@chris They don't say that anymore?

@paul-rouffa I don't know......  it sure doesn't seem like it. I've haven't heard anyone say it to their kids in a long, long time.

Ok. I am over 40, but do not get this one. How about a hint?

Equally clueless.

@charles-rockett "This little piggy.........."

Got it ! There comes a point when one is too old to remember so far back. 

@charles-rockett ..... I could only remember what a few of those "little piggies"  actually did, thankfully, I remembered one liked roast beef. 🙃

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@charles-rockett ..... I could only remember what a few of those "little piggies"  actually did, thankfully, I remembered one liked roast beef. 🙃

I seem to remember, one went to market; another stayed at home. One - as you say - had roast beaf. And the last cried wee, wee, wee, wee all the way home and your subject squirms in pained delight as you tickle them.  But it looks like there's one missing.

Lol ! It took a while, but I finally got it.

I got this one right away, one of my mom’s favorites. With 8 younger siblings I heard this one a lot.

@david-vandermeer Give yourself a star! 👍  I had to use ALL of the little brain power I have left. 🙄

Ok. Now I get it.

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@charles-rockett ..... I could only remember what a few of those "little piggies"  actually did, thankfully, I remembered one liked roast beef. 🙃

…and I thought (after all these years) that it was “roast beast”…🤔