Oyster ? but I barely just met her !

It is true that his table manners and speech elocution could use a minor upgrade perhaps, but I admire his willingness to try new dishes...in fact the entire food spectrum I would think, if given the chance.  I am disappointed in his posture at the dinner table though; bit of a slouch noted, which sets a bad example for the children.

Bad example?? He is a flame-red shipping crate with warning stickers pasted all over it, sitting on the dock, isolated from everything else on the ship!

@jkuvakas At the risk of seeming crude, I would think those warnings would best be posted on this guys lavatory door.

Posted by: @jack-dodds

It is true that his table manners and speech elocution could use a minor upgrade perhaps, but I admire his willingness to try new dishes...in fact the entire food spectrum I would think, if given the chance.  I am disappointed in his posture at the dinner table though; bit of a slouch noted, which sets a bad example for the children.

................I don`t care for seafood with the exception of battered cod/whitefish in the style of Long John Silvers ......... sugar-laden fillets swimming in spicy grease discs(not to be referred to as "chips" are the proper french fried potatoes you`ll also receive as ballast on special grease-proof colored paper )......LJS traditionally serves this final feast of the heart with hush-puppies,cocktail sauce,malt vinegar and a mayonnaise/based tartar sauce

..................when young Danny Boy swung open the suitcase of batter dipped Filet,fried potatoes and grease discs,he`d reached the pinnacle ......no additional wharf scrapings or blood sausage or squid binders had ANY beneficial contributions here Jack.....he did droop noticeably when whatever he touched left vile aromas behind.....but such are the ways of the war journalists

..................wonderful to have you aboard Jackson....we missed ya bud

@jkuvakas

@john-barry I cannot imagine ingesting battered and deep fried blood sausage; what an artery blocking fryfest.  The saddest part is if this poor porker has a jammer and goes face down in his gravy bowl the paramedics won't be able to understand a word of his cries for help anyways.  Perhaps it's merciful that way......

@jack-dodds......... at first look,I took it to be chocolate pudding prepared in a deep fry batter proccess.....with this simple yet unlikely conclusion,I was a happy untroubled child

Posted by: @john-barry

@jack-dodds......... at first look,I took it to be chocolate pudding prepared in a deep fry batter proccess.....with this simple yet unlikely conclusion,I was a happy untroubled child

I have always said (amongst my many other interesting sayings) that an uncomplicated and uncluttered brain function makes for a happier life.  Take our Jiggling Gourmet Danny Boy for example...he seems happy enough.... a tad gassy at times no doubt, but happy.