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21/06/2022 8:47 am
1. A guy bought a new fridge for his house.To get rid of his old fridge (still working),he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: “Free to good home. You want it, you take it. For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: “Fridge for sale $50. The next day someone stole it.
2. One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.....
"Look at that dead bird!"
Someone looked up at the sky and said..."Where?"
3. While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which direction was north because
he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for some time.
She shook her head and said, “Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff.”
4. My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said “ I didn't think I'd get sunburned because the car was moving.
5. My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.