I can hear her now - "Mom; the dirty pig is avoiding me again! Yeah, he's reading his trashy magazine and comparing me to younger girls. Can you come back over here and beat the crap outta him once more?"
LOL! Check out his magazine. Imagine any law abiding citizen subscribing to a magazine focused on livestock theft!
I can relate Jack. While I lived in Texas, I subscribed to Rustler Magazine. Great bovine adventures. But he's reading a Hustler Magazine. All about pool sharks I think......