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05/06/2024 8:16 pm
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SOME WONDERFUL WORDS FROM WILL ROGERS
Don't squat with your spurs on.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.
When you're throwin' your weight around, be ready to have it thrown around by somebody else.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.
There are three kinds of men. One that learns by readin. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Never miss a good chance to shut up. |
Topic starter
06/06/2024 3:11 am
thanks guys, love this one
"If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin'
somebody else's dog around."
06/06/2024 5:22 am
Jack's right; outstanding common sense. These go a long way to guiding one along in life.
john barry and Jack Dodds reacted
06/06/2024 8:01 am
06/06/2024 8:27 am
@perrone1 That's true Tony but common sense isn't as common as it once was.
True; so true!
I have often wondered when common sense morphed into common belief. Strange times we live in....or am I just another grouchy old man? Lol.
john barry and Tony Perrone reacted
06/06/2024 9:43 am
@perrone1 That's true Tony but common sense isn't as common as it once was.
True; so true!
I have often wondered when common sense morphed into common belief. Strange times we live in....or am I just another grouchy old man? Lol.
You're not. You have common sense!
06/06/2024 4:11 pm
@perrone1 That's true Tony but common sense isn't as common as it once was.
True; so true!
I have often wondered when common sense morphed into common belief. Strange times we live in....or am I just another grouchy old man? Lol.
You're not. You have common sense!
Once again I say, (hopefully sounding common sensical)......is that time machine finished yet? I would like a one-way ticket to 1950 please.
Tony Perrone reacted
07/06/2024 6:06 am
Once again I say, (hopefully sounding common sensical)......is that time machine finished yet? I would like a one-way ticket to 1950 please.
Found one!! Gather your white socks, Dungarees blue jeans, white t-shirts and get yourself to the train station. Nineteen-Fifty leaves from Track #9 at 5:50 PM your time!
oh, and I'm going too!! All Aboard!
07/06/2024 10:07 am
@perrone1 Thanks for the info Tony, I'll see you there. Just adding a dab of Brylcreem, combing my ducktail haircut and rolling my smokes up in my T-shirt sleeve.
Tony Perrone reacted
07/06/2024 10:49 am
@perrone1 Thanks for the info Tony, I'll see you there. Just adding a dab of Brylcreem, combing my ducktail haircut and rolling my smokes up in my T-shirt sleeve.
Oh good; now I'll know who to look for:
07/06/2024 11:37 am
@perrone1 LOL....that's me....only look for someone more fossilized and the cigarette won't be lit as I quite several decades ago.
Tony Perrone reacted
07/06/2024 2:34 pm
@perrone1 LOL....that's me....only look for someone more fossilized and the cigarette won't be lit as I quite several decades ago.
Ok, got it. You'll recognize me right off. Black OFFICIAL T shirt:
Jack Dodds reacted