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27/04/2022 10:36 am Â
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note and posted on the apple tray: 'Take only ONE. God is watching.'
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'
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27/04/2022 10:54 am Â
on that day,Young Luther had displayed a unique and admirable perception in declaring the cookies to be of free-use.......this non-conformist attitude served him well when,years later,he would form his own religion 🤔Â
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27/04/2022 1:01 pm Â
Geez, and here I thought Luther Vandross was known and loved more for his music than for a non-conformist attitude.
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27/04/2022 1:49 pm Â
Geez, and here I thought Luther Vandross was known and loved more for his music than for a non-conformist attitude.
Abraham Lex Luther
Martin Luther
John Luther Vandross
these are the 3 Luthers we have to date.....try humming this tune "Abraham, Martin And John" quietly to yourself until you seize upon the one who started his own religion......Hint: although there are most likely church VANS in the aforementioned churches,the correct answer is NOT Luther VAN-dross
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27/04/2022 2:10 pm Â
Maybe his Catholic school upbringing could have influenced an 'habitual' non-conformist attitude within him.Â
Perhaps the very young Luther had his knuckles severely rapped by a wooden ruler at times.Â
Jus saying ya know cuz I was sentenced...um..err..attended Catholic school.
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27/04/2022 2:29 pm Â
Maybe his Catholic school upbringing could have influenced an 'habitual' non-conformist attitude within him.Â
Perhaps Luther had his knuckles severely rapped by a wooden ruler at one or two times.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we know that procedure dont we ?!?.....Our Ladies of Corporal Punishment swung that stick like Minnie Minoso with three on base
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27/04/2022 2:40 pm Â
I found out that Sister Mary Agatha didn't approve of being referred to as Sister Mary 'Oreo'.
Well jeez, it's not my fault that you're big, round and attired that way !
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27/04/2022 4:38 pm Â
I had to look twice at that picture, I thought she was about to swing an ax!
David Vandermeer
Corinth, Texas
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27/04/2022 4:45 pm Â
I had to look twice at that picture, I thought she was about to swing an ax!
Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats what it felt like when it hit bone in Sister Mary Wrapknuckless` 3rd grade class 😣Â
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27/04/2022 8:09 pm Â
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27/04/2022 9:08 pm Â
Dayum, 3rd grade ? Was that your first and / or only 'incident' ?Â
only.....she came silently forward from the back of the room......moving between the rows of desks...probably floating like a wraith for all I know..my first inkling that something was amiss was when the ruler cracked down on my left hand......taught me the importance of 360° awareness
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27/04/2022 10:10 pm Â
Wow, I was taught, at an early age, to secure a 5" knife to my left ankle. This way if anyone had approached me with bad intentions I could slide my foot quickly left and score first.
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27/04/2022 11:38 pm Â
Wow, I was taught, at an early age, to secure a 5" knife to my left ankle. This way if anyone had approached me with bad intentions I could slide my foot quickly left and score first.
The name is Bond....Steve Bond.
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