Stopped for Speeding!

Guy gets pulled over for speeding on a lonely, back-country road.

Officer: Registration please

Guy: It's in the glove box, I think, but I just stole this car this morning and I'm not sure.

Officer: This is a stolen car?

Guy: Well, yes. I had to get away from the bank we were robbing.

 Officer: You robbed a bank?

Guy: Well, we didn't get any money. Boy! That caused a huge argument and I had to shoot my partner.

Officer: You killed a man?

Guy; Yeah, his body is in the trunk.

At this point, the officer realizes he has a career-making arrest on his hands and calls for backup before he makes another move. 

Officer: Chief! I have a major criminal in custody and need help making sure we do this by the book. Can you come out?

The chief arrives on the scene and the guy is leaning against his car, cool as a cucumber.

Chief: This officer says you robbed a bank, stole this car, killed a man, and stored his body in the trunk. Open the trunk!

 With their guns drawn, the Chief and the officer watch the guy open the trunk only to find it empty. 

Guy: That officer of yours is a LIAR, Chief! I bet the next thing he's going to say is that I was speeding too!