Telemarketers.

Love it.

I always beat Telemarketers to the punch.  When I answer the phone and they immediately ask, "How I am today?", I go in to a long dissertation about my day. 

It goes something like this:  "OMG, you wouldn't believe the day I've had.  It was bad enough that I overslept this morning, but it went down hill from there.  Traffic was horrific and at a crawl all the way.  Then I ran in to a road closure and had to detour 8 miles out of my way, only to get stopped by a pile-up of cars that were blocking traffic due to a collision.  Finally getting around the crash scene, and now being officially way late for work, I had the boss waiting for me when I came it.  As luck would have it, I'd forgotten an important report at home and it was needed for a meeting just minutes away.  Then I was summoned to the phone with a call from my wife.  She couldn't find her keys, and in checking I had them in my coat pocket"....the Telemarketer HUNG UP!