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The Commandments for Seniors.

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David Green
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The Commandments for Seniors. 


You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.

Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.

"On time" is when you get there.

Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound

It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free..and three sizes smaller.

Have you noticed lately people your age are so much older than you.



   
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john barry
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The Commandments for Seniors. 

 

It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free..and three sizes smaller.

 

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Words to live by.



   
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