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john barry
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we all remembered that one Summer.....when people in the neighborhood did their yardwork without the benefit of a simple pair of gloves 

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That was the one summer that they found out that the cat burglar was actually a...well you know the rest of that story.



   
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The felonious kitten who was smitten with the mittens.



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

The felonious kitten who was smitten with the mittens.

So it was fittin' that it was written as the gloves were bitten!



   
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Locked in his cage for a week the kitten is sittin' ....his sentence for theft is surely befittin' .....but soon he'll be out and back yards he'll be hittin'..... this cat's  mitten smitten, for him there's no quittin'.



   
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This is what happens when you allow your empty fingers to linger


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tHANKS Tony,Jack,and John .....................................y`ll got me laughing even at the expense of this poor ol` feline felon

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@jkuvakas Damned cat needs to start respecting the laws..... and put his whole glove obsession on paws.



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

Locked in his cage for a week the kitten is sittin' ....his sentence for theft is surely befittin' .....but soon he'll be out and back yards he'll be hittin'..... this cat's  mitten smitten, for him there's no quittin'.

Dang it Jack. I had so many "ittens" in my noggin this morning, but then we had to run out to do errands, and wound up stopping at Cancun Mexican for a taco salad and margarita and they all went - POOF - right out of me brain pan!  These are good!



   
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@perrone1

we were all blessed to see a bit of ittens.....and for that,at least,we always carry the gratitude with us

                     ......the important thing TONY,you got to eat your lunch while the rest of us worked Formal Smile ......itten that so?

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Tony;  I believe it was Edie Gorme who sang your theme song "Blame It On The Margaritas."  (Bossa Nova)

 

Blame it on the margaritas

With their citrus smell

Blame it on those margaritas

That I downed so well

Well now don't you know I took a little chance

Drank several pitchers down at Cancun Mexican

Blame it on those margaritas

I lost my lunch

 

 



   
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Posted by: @john-barry

tHANKS Tony,Jack,and John .....................................y`ll got me laughing even at the expense of this poor ol` feline felon

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The legendary happy hooker has himself yet another poisson-chat.



   
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@perrone1

we were all blessed to see a bit of ittens.....and for that,at least,we always carry the gratitude with us

                     ......the important thing TONY,you got to eat your lunch while the rest of us worked Formal Smile ......itten that so?

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Yes John; itten was so....SO good! Honestly though, I only had one margarita. It was the Jumbo.  Scared



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

Tony;  I believe it was Edie Gorme who sang your theme song "Blame It On The Margaritas."  (Bossa Nova)

 

Blame it on the margaritas

With their citrus smell

Blame it on those margaritas

That I downed so well

Well now don't you know I took a little chance

Drank several pitchers down at Cancun Mexican

Blame it on those margaritas

I lost my lunch

 

 

That Edie - such the tippler! 

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@perrone1 LOL.....just one margarita hey?  You could almost swim in that sucker!



   
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