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Posted by: @jack-dodds

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 The SPCA confirms there have been *no reported cases of duck wrapping* and states that anyone who says there has been is quackers. 

Oh yeah?? How do we account for this atrocity to all that is fowl and holy?

@perrone1 Obviously a GMT canard.........

It was trying to gatecrash a hen party (bachelorette party) and appropriate restraining measures were applied.

It was later released without coming to any serious harm (although it was heard to remark "Ouch, that was a plucking painful experience.")

@graeme-ogg I understand its motivation for attending that party, but it had the auditory potential to be clucking overwhelming; the bouncer may have done the canard a favor.  Nonetheless the tape restraint was a step too far for sure and flies in the face of professional decorum. Ducky probably feels he's entitled to compensation but is wondering "waddle I do to get it?  My advice is use his web to find a civil lawyer to get down with the litigation and lay a nasty bill on them.