This is a real dilemma!

this,and sleeping on the floor, has been formally recognized as a leading factor in our failure to colonize additional planets 🤔 

@john-barry, not to mention the hindrance to getting that coffee made

Yes sir; I gotta make ours the night before and hit that timer button.

Reminds me of my favorite late comedian, John Pinette, on standing in line for coffee at Starbucks:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KRk0J0qqNs0

This is why I recommend replacing your bedside table with a Keurig coffee maker atop a bar fridge.  Just roll over and hit the button.  I further recommend the placement of a toaster beside it if you have the room.

Posted by: @john-barry

this,and sleeping on the floor, has been formally recognized as a leading factor in our failure to colonize additional planets 🤔 

This is an obvious reason why aliens hover above us but are reticent to land and communicate; the exception being Uncle Martin, who admitted he had risked it all for a taste of Lance Toast.

Posted by: @perrone1

Yes sir; I gotta make ours the night before and hit that timer button.

Reminds me of my favorite late comedian, John Pinette, on standing in line for coffee at Starbucks:

 

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KRk0J0qqNs0

One of the funniest comedians I've ever seen in my whole life. RIP John.

Posted by: @100ford2003

One of the funniest comedians I've ever seen in my whole life. RIP John.

Amen to that!