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Geoff Jowett
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In which battle did Napoleon die?
"His last battle." 

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
"At the bottom of the page."

River Ravi flows in which state?
"Liquid."

What is the main reason for divorce?
"Marriage."
 
What is the main reason for failure?
"Exams."

What can you never eat for breakfast?
"Lunch & Dinner." 

What looks like half an apple?
"The other apple."

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea, what will it become?
"Wet." 
 
How can a man go eight days without sleeping?
"No problem, he sleeps at night."

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
"You will never find an elephant that has one hand."

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
"Very large hands."

If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
"No time at all, the wall is already built."
 
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without it cracking?
"Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack."



   
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Wink LoL  



   
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David Green
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Divergent thinking at its best, Geoff. 



   
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Makes perfect sense to me!



   
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Common sense not as common as it once was. Thanks Geoff I loved it.



   
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Paul Rouffa
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"Geoff, come see me after class."



   
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All true!


Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA


   
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