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05/09/2018 4:39 pm
Three sisters
Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,
"Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea
listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says,
"I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks
on wood for good measure. She then yells,
"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see
who's at the door."
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
05/09/2018 5:32 pm
Good thing I was born a male.....this only happens to women...right??
05/09/2018 5:49 pm
That was a good point you just made Henry....what was that again?
05/09/2018 5:51 pm
....aah, never mind; say Bob, let's tuck into some green & pink Jell-O.
05/09/2018 11:59 pm
Is that you George?
06/09/2018 3:33 am
This is the cooking channel isn't it?
06/09/2018 3:47 am
I dunno, let me check...hey, who stole the "rabbit ears" off my TV?
06/09/2018 4:15 am
What is the "secret word" this week I wonder?
06/09/2018 4:52 am
..pass me a plastic spoon will you? The forks hurt my forehead.
06/09/2018 8:22 am
hilarious....