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02/01/2023 9:52 am
Lol....and I bet it would sell too.
02/01/2023 10:07 am
person`d have to be crazy to lug those monsters all around.... 
...why not a nice envelope of scientifically approved,freeze dried water?
Jack Dodds and John Kuvakas reacted
02/01/2023 5:17 pm
Lol....and I bet it would sell too.
Joking apart, it isn't actually a joke. Well, it is, but what I mean is, it really exists, and it really DOES sell!
What is Diet Water and How Does It Help In Weight Loss?
Mr Barry's suggestion of dehydrated water sounds absolutely brilliant. Lightweight, space-saving and very convenient. The only possible drawback might be for adventurous souls on a month-long trek across the Kalahari desert, for example. In order to reconstitute those handy little sachets of dehydrated water they would have to carry about 500 gallons of, um . . . well (no pun intended) maybe I'm just nitpicking here.
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
02/01/2023 8:43 pm
.....................If one buys a quantity of diet water sufficient to deplete one`s entire food budget......and continues this practice for an extended time....the weight WILL come off
..................and Graeme, it was FREEZE DRIED water I was hawking..........dehydrated water simply wouldn`t work......no panache whatsoever
Pete Rovero and John Kuvakas reacted
02/01/2023 11:19 pm
Lol....and I bet it would sell too.
Joking apart, it isn't actually a joke. Well, it is, but what I mean is, it really exists, and it really DOES sell!
What is Diet Water and How Does It Help In Weight Loss?
Mr Barry's suggestion of dehydrated water sounds absolutely brilliant. Lightweight, space-saving and very convenient. The only possible drawback might be for adventurous souls on a month-long trek across the Kalahari desert, for example. In order to reconstitute those handy little sachets of dehydrated water they would have to carry about 500 gallons of, um . . . well (no pun intended) maybe I'm just nitpicking here.
Graeme;
On your Kalahari trek....are you discounting filtered camel urine as a source of reconstitution liquid?
John Kuvakas reacted
03/01/2023 6:20 am
@jack-dodds Now you are taking the piss.
p.s. Not sure if that term is understood in the colonies. Over here it means "you are not being serious". It has nothing to do with "micturation", a word JK may have a problem with now he has been de-Thesaurused (see Forum 43)
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
john barry reacted
03/01/2023 10:35 am
Not to say quite definitely disconcerted, decidedly discomfited, disturbingly discombobulated, definitively disadvantaged and distressingly disenfranchised.
I have a few more of D's if you want them. I got them out of a really big old book of words - a kind of brontothesaurus - which is a weighty tome I have used to great effect for many years. Mainly for the rapid and humane elimination of stray vermin. (My words carry great weight. Especially when dropped from a height of 3 or 4 feet).
Graeme.M. Ogg
London U.K.
03/01/2023 10:40 am
@jack-dodds Now you are taking the piss.
p.s. Not sure if that term is understood in the colonies. Over here it means "you are not being serious". It has nothing to do with "micturation", a word JK may have a problem with now he has been de-Thesaurused (see Forum 43)
Being a man of the world, I am familiar with that term. 
John Kuvakas reacted
03/01/2023 10:44 am
Not to say quite definitely disconcerted, decidedly discomfited, disturbingly discombobulated, definitively disadvantaged and distressingly disenfranchised.
(I have a few more of D's if you want them)
Graeme; You are Doctor Dee in the drivel department. You Da Man!
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