I couldn't resist reviving this old chestnut in light of the Covid era.
I have been in many places this last year but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to isolation and my friends and family. I live close so it's a short drive. I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore. I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go and I try not to visit there too often. I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm. Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older. One of my favourite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get! Sometimes I think I am in Vincible but life shows me I am not. People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there before! I have been in Deepshit many times; the older I get, the easier it is to get there. I actually kind of enjoy being there. So far, I haven't been in Continent, but my travel agent says it is on the list.
you ought maybe to forego the travel agent and start buying your tickets online !!
very,very,very funny post
Great in Sight!
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
Did you write this, David? Very nicely done.
Borrowed and modified. I think the basic message has been around for several years. Covid called for changes.
Thanks for asking.