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David Green
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1. I lost my girlfriend’s audiobook, and now I’ll never hear the end of it.

2. Why is ‘dark’ spelled with a k and not c? Because you can’t see in the dark.

3. Why is it unwise to share your secrets with a clock? Well, time will tell.

4. When I told my contractor I didn’t want carpeted steps, he gave me a blank stare.

5. Prison is just one word to you, but for some people, it’s a whole sentence.

6. Scientists got together to study the effects of alcohol on a person’s walk, and the result was staggering.

7. I’m trying to organize a hide and seek tournament, but good players are really hard to find.

8. I got over my addiction to chocolate, marshmallows, and nuts. I won’t lie, it was a rocky road.

9. What do you say to comfort a friend who’s struggling with grammar? There, their, they’re.

10. I went to the toy store and asked the assistant where the Schwarzenegger dolls are and he replied, “Aisle B, back.”

11. What did the surgeon say to the patient who insisted on closing up their own incision? Suture self.

12. I’ve started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It’s all about raisin awareness.

 


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John Kuvakas
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"Aisle be back!"

John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA


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Bob Jackman
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Thanks David. I loved all of them.


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100Ford2003
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Thank-you ! Smile


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Pete Rovero
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Some good ones there, their, they're!


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Frank Kocour
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More.


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