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David Green
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Vagaries of English Language

If money doesn't grow on trees, how come Banks have Branches?

How do you get off a non-stop Flight?

Why are goods sent by ship called CARgo and those sent by truck SHIPment?

Why do doctors 'practice' medicine? Are they having practice at the cost of the patients?

Why is it called 'Rush Hour' when traffic moves at its slowest then?

How come Noses run and Feet smell?

Why do they call it a TV 'set' when there is only one?

What are you vacating when you go on a vacation?

Did you know that if you have What, When and Where and then replace the "W's" with T's the questions are answered?

 



   
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Deep stuff.....



   
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John Kuvakas
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Why are they a pair of pants?


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Posted by: @jkuvakas

Why are they a pair of pants?

To expand on this....why are underpants called briefs if you wear them all the time?



   
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John Kuvakas
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How can something be "awfully good"?


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john barry
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thanks David !!!............my favorite is the last clever entry 😎 



   
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 Joop
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too heavy for me after a days work....



   
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John Napoli
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They are all really good.  Had to chuckle a few times.



   
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Posted by: @joop

too heavy for me after a days work....

Simple resolution Joop....quit work.  It's overrated anyways.



   
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