W. C. Fields

when you just had to have something a bit "harder" than the Stooges

Ah yes. Loved his sense of humor.

This meme reminded me about an old joke:

A retiree goes to the doctor.

Doctor, what should I do to live to 100? 

Hm, do you drink?  No

Do you drive fast?  No

Do you smoke?  No

Do you see women?  No

Why exactly do you want to live to 100?

all great thank you gentlemen

I always loved his explanation about why he refused to drink water.

@jack-dodds I agree Jack and his feelings towards children.