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@graeme-ogg Gosh golly Graeme; I am just so pleased with this prize, whatever it may be....the suspense is killing me.  I am one lucky guy!  Nothing personal of course, but as a precaution considering this is my first experience with The Dark Web organization I sent my wife's banking information instead.

Response forwarded from adebayo@conmeninc.ng

Dear Mr Jack-Dodds  The information you have provided us with should be entirely acceptable - subject to confirmation by our trusted financial advisers - but please be aware that the prize will therefore be registered in your wife's name and addressed to her personally, so any access to it or enjoyment thereof will be entirely at her discretion.

In any future amicable communications on this subject (e.g. regarding possible delivery delays or potential "cross-cultural misunderstandings" regarding your wife's financial situation going forward) you can call me by my nickname, "Octopus". All my friends do, because of my simple but effective method of making my way in the world. Just one sucker after another.

@graeme-ogg Thanks for your prompt response; I feel much better now.  I was concerned that my caution may have caused you to get your tentacles in a twist but I now see I was worrying for nothing.  The Dark Web folks are sending their own courier with the necessary paperwork for my signature and they are kindly including, free of charge, a small bottle of your special ink and their embossed "tracker" fountain pen.....some new technology apparently.  Thanks again!