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03/06/2026 6:39 pm
Women and Driving.
1. ”Are you a back seat driver?"
"Indeed I'm not. I sit right here where I can grab the wheel if he doesn't do what I tell him."
2. A woman motorist was driving along a country road when she noticed a couple of repair men climbing telephone poles.
"Fools!" she exclaimed to her companion, "they must think I never drove before."
3. She was having her first driving lesson and her husband was the teacher. Suddenly, finding herself faced with a difficult traffic problem, she lost her head. "Tell me quickly," she cried, "What do I do now?''
Hubby seized his chance. "Oh," he replied, quietly, "just imagine that I'm driving and do what you'd say I should do.”
03/06/2026 10:21 pm
I love these! They remind me that, every now and then, when I'm driving without my wife in the car, I manage to make it home without plowing into every car on the road.
John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA
03/06/2026 10:22 pm
"can't live with them, can't live without them"
All good ones...#3 is my favorite.
Thanks David.
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John Bono
North Jersey
04/06/2026 6:11 am
Funny! Thanks David! The Shirlmeister is directionally challenged. Most times she thinks we should be going this way or that way. What's funny is that when I lay it out to her just where that would take us, it somehow becomes the opposite position to where we really are heading.
David Green reacted
04/06/2026 7:15 am
Fun stuff. Number three is also my favorite.
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05/06/2026 7:22 am
I've heard, "I somehow got lost even though I was using the GPS", anybody else ever hear this one?
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05/06/2026 10:20 am
@perrone1 Well if she has then it would have to be via telephone or on line cuz she would never find your house in a million years!
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