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                                                        **SANDWICH-KING and LITTLE CHEF**

________________________Marvel said NO.....DCI threw cats at our intern Margaret____________________

           BEHOLD : the man who would be king!!!......"Sandwich King" that is......graced with the highly questionable "super" power of un-uninterruptible eating under all circumstances,no matter the risk!!!!

           White or Rye,Pickles or Tomatoes : they were all the same to this gustatory dynamo

_________________________________Sought after by both MI6 AND the CIA________________________________________

(photos courtesy of Lefty Lean,used with permission)

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Tragically for highly strung cook Pierre, Bear has perused the available fare and has opted for the man sized Chef Special.  It seems that only short sighted bystander Jean Chapeauvert has, in horror,  seen Bear dragging his main course off into the bushes.  The other men are too busy ruminating and RUMinating to notice.  Chapeauvert, a coward by nature, is about to hop in his LuhLoyd coupe and fly the coop...as it were.



   
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Tragically for highly strung cook Pierre, Bear has perused the available fare and has opted for the man sized Chef Special.  It seems that only short sighted bystander Jean Chapeauvert has, in horror,  seen Bear dragging his main course off into the bushes.  The other men are too busy ruminating and RUMinating to notice.  Chapeauvert, a coward by nature, is about to hop in his LuhLoyd coupe and fly the coop...as it were.

throughout this turmoil, as havoc and unauthorized gluttony run willy nilly ,ONE MAN remains resolute and determined.....laser focused upon his task .......

*The man with one red shoe *(on each foot)

the man


   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

Tragically for highly strung cook Pierre, Bear has perused the available fare and has opted for the man sized Chef Special.  It seems that only short sighted bystander Jean Chapeauvert has, in horror,  seen Bear dragging his main course off into the bushes.  The other men are too busy ruminating and RUMinating to notice.  Chapeauvert, a coward by nature, is about to hop in his LuhLoyd coupe and fly the coop...as it were.

throughout this turmoil, as havoc and unauthorized gluttony run willy nilly ,ONE MAN remains resolute and determined.....laser focused upon his task .......

*The man with one red shoe *(on each foot)

the man

For Mr. Red Shoe Times Two, let's hope Bear doesn't crave dessert.....with a rum sauce.



   
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"the man who saw the Rum"     

Jack,who supplies the Rum for your narrative?.....is there some reference to Rum in the photos??......also he is a little bear,they only eat nuts `n` berries



   
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JB part of that diet sounds painful to me.



   
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Posted by: @bob-jackman

JB part of that diet sounds painful to me.

s`long as they don`t get a hold of your eggplant you should be fine......even the bears are a might squeamish about that

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Posted by: @bob-jackman

JB part of that diet sounds painful to me.

Well Bob; it does sound painful alright but of course we can't confirm as the chef is "unavailable".



   
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"the man who saw the Rum"     

Jack,who supplies the Rum for your narrative?.....is there some reference to Rum in the photos??......also he is a little bear,they only eat nuts `n` berries

I went with the bottle color...plus it seemed to "flow" with the narrative.  From what we can assume, Bear now has just to find some berries to cover his essential dietary needs.  Coincidentally Mr. Red Shoe Times Two's name happens to be Barry R. Standin.......hmmmm....is a calamity afoot/apaw??



   
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"the man who saw the Rum"     

Jack,who supplies the Rum for your narrative?.....is there some reference to Rum in the photos??......also he is a little bear,they only eat nuts `n` berries

I went with the bottle color...plus it seemed to "flow" with the narrative.  From what we can assume, Bear now has just to find some berries to cover his essential dietary needs.  Coincidentally Mr. Red Shoe Times Two's name happens to be Barry R. Standin.......hmmmm....is a calamity afoot/a

paw??

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii think I got it now Jack !!!!.....y`mean the sandwich that the Sandwich King is eating ???? (his REAL name is Barry Standin ? )

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Okay let's recap.  Bear got pissed with the fare and Pierre's attitude and so went with the Chef Special...exit stage right for Pierre....out of script.  Chicken droppings Chapeauvert sees Cheffie being the main course and so buggers off post haste in the LulLoyd coupe; leaving Rumguts Barry a possible sitting duck for desert......the tensions builds......will the audience see a bear claw traded for a Barry?  Conclusion after the intermission...go git' yer popcorn, licorice twists and soda.



   
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Okay let's recap.  Bear got pissed with the fare and Pierre's attitude and so went with the Chef Special...exit stage right for Pierre....out of script.  Chicken droppings Chapeauvert sees Cheffie being the main course and so buggers off post haste in the LulLoyd coupe; leaving Rumguts Barry a possible sitting duck for desert......the tensions builds......will the audience see a bear claw traded for a Barry?  Conclusion after the intermission...go git' yer popcorn, licorice twists and soda.

our viewers are still axin`.......was the rum really just a sandwich poorly photographed???...

...and most of the other extraneous details are SEASON TWO script plots !!!!........Rumguts Barry for instance, will not be reunited with his famous brother,AND our hero,the "Sandwich King" until the final episode of season two

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Posted by: @jack-dodds

Okay let's recap.  Bear got pissed with the fare and Pierre's attitude and so went with the Chef Special...exit stage right for Pierre....out of script.  Chicken droppings Chapeauvert sees Cheffie being the main course and so buggers off post haste in the LulLoyd coupe; leaving Rumguts Barry a possible sitting duck for desert......the tensions builds......will the audience see a bear claw traded for a Barry?  Conclusion after the intermission...go git' yer popcorn, licorice twists and soda.

our viewers are still axin`.......was the rum really just a sandwich poorly photographed???...

...and most of the other extraneous details are SEASON TWO script plots !!!!........Rumguts Barry for instance, will not be reunited with his famous brother,AND our hero,the "Sandwich King" until the final episode of season two

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No I'm sorry but it was seen and scripted as a rum bottle, he's Rumguts Barry not BLT Barry and we're coming up to post intermission Scene 2;  JB....please...let it go for the sake of the art.  Have some licorice twists and Milk Duds with soda chaser and chill.



   
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhh the humanity

 



   
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