@jack-dodds Hold on there Bronco Lane !!!!.....did you just off the turtle again????.....Just how many lives do you think they have?
JB My friend, you are in denial. Myrtle The Turtle is no longer with us; accept it. She is kaput...gonzo....consumed.....masticated, drowned in gastric juices; she has seen her last banjo solo.
@jack-dodds Hold on there Bronco Lane !!!!.....did you just off the turtle again????.....Just how many lives do you think they have?
JB My friend, you are in denial. Myrtle The Turtle is no longer with us; accept it. She is kaput...gonzo....consumed.....masticated, drowned in gastric juices; she has seen her last banjo solo.
@jack-dodds Hold on there Bronco Lane !!!!.....did you just off the turtle again????.....Just how many lives do you think they have?
JB My friend, you are in denial. Myrtle The Turtle is no longer with us; accept it. She is kaput...gonzo....consumed.....masticated, drowned in gastric juices; she has seen her last banjo solo.
It`s noon somewhere.....it aint noon here mind ya....but Somewhere it is...down there somewhere, couple Hunny g`s an hour,burning holes in that Bayou tar
The Boys on the Coast are gettin`heat from the Boys in Cleveland....
Mrs Boys HERSELF is getting a little perturbed over that persistent media leaking out in food wagons business..
And that whole magilla about the jumped on turtle.......was it intentional? ....did the turtle fall in with the wrong crowd? maybe did he owe some hefty clams to the wrong Cajun?
No matter......Mrs Boys wanted a return on her sizable investment.....and she wanted it NOW
"but the thread hasn`t even officially begun yet!!!" "we aint even got to looking at most of the pictures"
None of this put a dent to the resolve of Mrs Boys......"that turtle that was in the gunfight with the elf.....do we have enough of it in the can to run something?"
"just leak something this one last time I don`t care what....... as long as it LOOKS like a gunfight,the old dame will be none the wiser!"
I see the footage of McFeeley, at the point of the Myrtle stomp, is on the cutting room floor. Another disillusioned would be star, muttering I coulda been somebody.... on the bus homebound for Mr. Rogers Neighborhood. For that matter so is the footage of the alleged jump kick by Gary; which means of course that it never happened.....law suit unfounded. All I can say is I hope the Investors dont see the rushes of this film,,,,,or there will be blood spilled. They might want to salvage their investment and promote it as an ice cream commercial titled Freddy Fats Unchained.
Fortunately,I went with the $41.00 polyester lawsuit from the Lillian Vernon catalog.....sooooooooooooo.....THAT`s good Eh?........
I`m turning over the rest of the dailies to the amphibian guys.....here`s what they`re gettin`.......everyone on the set was stunned when Kick Chomper went back to pickin` with Washboard Slim,right aboot the time Henry (is that the cat`s name?)made the executive decision to be-foul the stunt-dirt delivery.......old Coney O`Brian froze into a catatonic state and more than one set worker claimed he been that way since the beginning of the shoot....brain freeze?
Word just in from sources....Gary Gritter, concerned about his Fire Department pension, has changed his stage name to Kick Chomper to evade any other legal proceedings surrounding Myrtles untimely demise-disappearance. Herman the Cat tragically lost his life as he was heeding the call of nature in the dirt load when stunt driver Ewe Turner decided to do some practice Rockford reverse spins in the old Dodge Power Wagon. The load shifted and alas poor Herman was smothered, leaving his elfin partner devastated to the point that he walked away from the film industry and back to his security officer (apple inspector) gig with Snow White. Redundant Donkey was reportedly sold to Juan Valdez. The only positive news heard is that Freddy Fats Kone has been signed to mega dollars advertising contract by Ben and Jerrys Ice Cream. Insiders report that he was a holdout in spite of the 7 figure deal offered but caved when they literally sweetened the deal with a lifetime supply of Cherry Garcia and agreed to change his nickname from Fats to Waffle. Hollywood tabloids are abuzz.
Word just in from sources....Gary Gritter, concerned about his Fire Department pension, has changed his stage name to Kick Chomper to evade any other legal proceedings surrounding Myrtles untimely demise-disappearance. Herman the Cat tragically lost his life as he was heeding the call of nature in the dirt load when stunt driver Ewe Turner decided to do some practice Rockford reverse spins in the old Dodge Power Wagon. The load shifted and alas poor Herman was smothered, leaving his elfin partner devastated to the point that he walked away from the film industry and back to his security officer (apple inspector) gig with Snow White. Redundant Donkey was reportedly sold to Juan Valdez. The only positive news heard is that Freddy Fats Kone has been signed to mega dollars advertising contract by Ben and Jerrys Ice Cream. Insiders report that he was a holdout in spite of the 7 figure deal offered but caved when they literally sweetened the deal with a lifetime supply of Cherry Garcia and agreed to change his nickname from Fats to Waffle. Hollywood tabloids are abuzz.
Good Show Jackson...........Jolly Good Show....
......just to be on the safe side,maybe keep Riffles outside tonight,in case Variety or Daily News comes sniffin` around at your place,tryin` to dig up a scoop
@john-barry My pooch's name is Otis, he is a tad vain and wanted that on the record here (named after my hero the now-recovered town drunk on The Andy Griffith Show...really). No problems keeping him in overnight as the temp has just dropped to -24 C....which in Farenheit conversion is.....ummm....let's see.....frikkin' COLD! He has indicated there will be several "rock solid" scoops available out there for any diehard reporters.....must be a written journal or something??
That is cold-hearted of you to antagonize Otis and me with that SC weather report JB. The self-absorbed mutt, after reviewing your temps, now considers himself a victim and insists to be called Nanook Of the North until this cold snap ends. So dramatic! But I digress........you've driven us to consider pre-noon hot buttered rum(s)......I hope you're happy now.
That is cold-hearted of you to antagonize Otis and me with that SC weather report JB. The self-absorbed mutt, after reviewing your temps, now considers himself a victim and insists to be called Nanook Of the North until this cold snap ends. So dramatic! But I digress........you've driven us to consider pre-noon hot buttered rum(s)......I hope you're happy now.
It`s ok if your dog drinks from time to time Jack,they all do...
...but please don`t allow her to choose her own reading material.....that way lies madness
Back to the point I clearly did not make.....get rid of the whole "metric" tomfoolery and enjoy yourself some F`in weather
That is cold-hearted of you to antagonize Otis and me with that SC weather report JB. The self-absorbed mutt, after reviewing your temps, now considers himself a victim and insists to be called Nanook Of the North until this cold snap ends. So dramatic! But I digress........you've driven us to consider pre-noon hot buttered rum(s)......I hope you're happy now.
It`s ok if your dog drinks from time to time Jack,they all do...
...but please don`t allow her to choose her own reading material.....that way lies madness
Back to the point I clearly did not make.....get rid of the whole "metric" tomfoolery and enjoy yourself some F`in weather
Well Otis has currently got his nose into his favorite magazine....Groomers Monthly.....fixated on the centerfold as usual and making light whimpering sounds. The hot rums increase his emotions of course. Whatever gets him through the winter I suppose. Btw, I think I will go with your change to Farenheit recommendation. By my conversion calculations it would change the current temp to about 72 degrees F.
Btw, I think I will go with your change to Farenheit recommendation. By my conversion calculations it would change the current temp to about 72 degrees F.
