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05/03/2022 5:46 am
"Come down y'all and ask for Slippin' Jimmy....bring the wife and kids....drinks and donuts for everybody.....hurry though 'cuz these used wagons are gonna go fast.....pure quality; guaranteed not to rust, bust, fade or lose color....complete with a full, absolutely conditional warranty including deductible and exclusive of labor !!! It's a GOOD THING!"
05/03/2022 7:20 am
Is Slippin' Jim wagon his fingers at me? 
05/03/2022 11:46 am
Is Slippin' Jim wagon his fingers at me?
It's much more than that! The Slipmeister, in one of his capriceious classic estatements, has just announced to the crowd of donut dunking car shoppers that you, Tony Perrone, will be crowned with the title of Country Squire of Slippin' Jimmy's Bargain Town & Country Estate (car lot); situated on Park Lane, just off Interstate exit 45, next to the nudist Colony Park 'n ride. Just a quick signature on the 5 year conditional lease of today's featured Edsel Villager wagon and this prestigious title is yours for the period stated on page 2, line 36. Congratulations Squire!
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05/03/2022 11:58 am
alls I`m sayin`.....don`t make you no deals with Percival
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05/03/2022 12:01 pm
Hang on JB....Percy may be willing to sweeten the deal by throwing in a headlight and a hood support.....for basically free!
05/03/2022 3:44 pm
Is Slippin' Jim wagon his fingers at me?
It's much more than that! The Slipmeister, in one of his capriceious classic estatements, has just announced to the crowd of donut dunking car shoppers that you, Tony Perrone, will be crowned with the title of Country Squire of Slippin' Jimmy's Bargain Town & Country Estate (car lot); situated on Park Lane, just off Interstate exit 45, next to the nudist Colony Park 'n ride. Just a quick signature on the 5 year conditional lease of today's featured Edsel Villager wagon and this prestigious title is yours for the period stated on page 2, line 36. Congratulations Squire!
HOT DAM! 