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the Event ??.....a relativity new bear avoidance routine that allows each automobile producing nation to escape unreasonable bears using any means possible....each team must compete in their most appropriate car (produced in-country)........here we see Germany about about to drive across the partially frozen Haute Sauer River

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later that evening, unsuccessful competitors are driven out to the lovely Blue River overlook where each is provided a fully buoyant pumpkin flotation device and given navigational directions to Bohai Bay

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I heard that bear even eats Mercurys and Subarus.......



   
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I heard that bear even eats Mercurys and Subarus.......

I KNEW I could count on you Jackson !!!!...........delightful reference!!!!!



   
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Up here in the Smokies John, we only have the black bear variety. But there are 1500 of them. During photo excursions, we routinely spot them. Of the 1500, only one was actually reasonable. This guy:

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The rest, as you point out, are totally unreasonable. Laugh  

 

https://www.nps.gov/grsm/learn/nature/black-bears.htm



   
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@perrone1 ............ WoW!!!! it`s so cool when you share a wee bit of your portfolio here.......I`m glad you found a reasonable bear Tony

 

I ordered region appropriate black bears some time ago....they pulled a slick one on the delivery driver,getting him to run into Hardee`s for curly fries......when the driver came out with the sack of vittles,the bears were in the wind WITH the truck....last any of us heard,the "boys" are now running a semi-profitable Snap-On route somewhere in the Smokies......still getting the hang of hill driving and having to stop frequently for Benny to pee.....but the fellows seem pretty happy

 

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I heard that bear even eats Mercurys and Subarus.......

I KNEW I could count on you Jackson !!!!...........delightful reference!!!!!

I'm not sure if that gorgeous blonde singing on the clip is Uncle Herb's missus JB, but if so then it's quite an endorsement for Gillette Blue Blades.  Regardless, she is stunning.  I gotta tell you.... I'm in Rapture.



   
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@perrone1 ............ WoW!!!! it`s so cool when you share a wee bit of your portfolio here.......I`m glad you found a reasonable bear Tony

 

I ordered region appropriate black bears some time ago....they pulled a slick one on the delivery driver,getting him to run into Hardee`s for them......when the driver came out with the sack of vittles,the bears were in the wind WITH the truck....last any of us heard,the "boys" are now running a semi-profitable Snap-On route somewhere in the Smokies......still getting the hang of hill driving and having to stop frequently for Benny to pee.....but the fellows seem pretty happy

 

its uphill both ways
bearly noticeable

 

Wow...pretty efficient little heist; done in a spanner just a few seconds.  Well thought out too...other than dimwitted tool Bozo Bear thinking it was a hand crank start instead of a hot-wire.  They certainly threw a wrench into that fellow's livelihood.



   
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I heard that bear even eats Mercurys and Subarus.......

I KNEW I could count on you Jackson !!!!...........delightful reference!!!!!

I'm not sure if that gorgeous blonde singing on the clip is Uncle Herb's missus JB, but if so then it's quite an endorsement for Gillette Blue Blades.  Regardless, she is stunning.  I gotta tell you.... I'm in Rapture.

she won best single for her shorts !!!!...what can I say

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Whether its cars or guitars; either way the Man From Mars gets to chew on a Fender....



   
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