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12/03/2022 10:51 am
As greetings float lyrically down from the throngs above, we join the festive border crossing ritual on Stonebrick Island Ltd
For the exclusive little island respite,snugly tucked under the double-clover overpass on the East Crosspatch Exchange,preparations for Easter have begun well in advance with the airlifting of this years guest bunny,Regretful Rabbit
12/03/2022 11:44 am
Underachiever Dwayne stutters and nervously scrambles for an explanation as to why he had the large Lapin lying low in the box of his Ford at the border crossing from Tabletop, Ontario to Stonebrick Island, Michigan. Girlfriend Twyla, oblivious to the secret passenger and Dwayne's ill-fated plan, recoils in horror and surprise as she is asked to account for the undocumented Canadian bunny baggage. It begins to dawn on Dwayne that taking $200 bucks CDN ($144 USD) from Rabbit for this caper was not wise as his pickup, which he bought from Slippin' Jimmy only last week, may now become government property. Rabbit remains frozen in place, motionless; hoping that rookie security officer and recovering injured railway ex-conductor Will Fry will think he is just a stuffed toy. If need be, Rabbit is prepared to throw a pumpkin at Will, spring from the truck and hastily hop his cotton tail back to Canada. The tension mounts and the air is electric.....which begins to give Fry a flashback to his accident.
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12/03/2022 12:33 pm
Underachiever Dwayne stutters and nervously scrambles for an explanation as to why he had the large Lapin lying low in the box of his Ford at the border crossing from Tabletop, Ontario to Stonebrick Island, Michigan. Girlfriend Twyla, oblivious to the secret passenger and Dwayne's ill-fated plan, recoils in horror and surprise as she is asked to account for the undocumented Canadian bunny baggage. It begins to dawn on Dwayne that taking $200 bucks CDN ($144 USD) from Rabbit for this caper was not wise as his pickup, which he bought from Slippin' Jimmy only last week, may now become government property. Rabbit remains frozen in place, motionless; hoping that rookie security officer and recovering injured railway ex-conductor Will Fry will think he is just a stuffed toy. If need be, Rabbit is prepared to throw a pumpkin at Will, spring from the truck and hastily hop his cotton tail back to Canada. The tension mounts and the air is electric.....which begins to give Fry a flashback to his accident.
the locales have been changed,presumably to protect the innocent,but the story is all too familiar.....ne`er do-wells,the lot of them....with little respect and even less recognition of treasured holiday traditions.....for what other off-casts of societal norm would bring pumpkins to an Easter party...laid out before them,a SMORGASBORD of potential mayhem.....above them,a newly added chain-link cage on the Intrastate .....effectively blocking the rain of solid objects,doing nothing to quell the onslaught of questionable liquids......"forget it Dwayne,it`s the CITY"
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