waiting on the outskirts of town

Menard`s liveried stake bed (Measures Approx. 10-1/2" L x 4" W x 3-1/2" T.) Marketed by Golden Wheel

The giblet gravy still hangs precariously from Great Aunt Gretchen`s flowered lapel.....both La-z-boys accommodate sleeping hulks, aimed more or less accurately at the 85" flatscreen .....Uncle Albert`s fully reclined unit also provides space for Miffy, who thus grants Al a secondary level of non-botherance.........dishes make that cared for clattering noise from within the kitchen......all the kid`s batteries have gone belly up since their constant use early this morning.......a new game has arisen in which batteries are hurled across the living room at some of the slower moving (less athletic) kids ........scoring is awarded based upon a sliding point scale which itself is based on the amusement value and creativity of impact

at precisely the peak of afternoon-ish,advertisers will begin their Christmas end-run.......and what better way to support the spirit than a LIVE TREE .....buy one NOW and you`ll be at the vanguard of revelers for at LEAST the next couple of weeks