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Topic starter
04/01/2026 10:43 am
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How to Maintain a Healthy Level |
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At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars and watch them slow down |
Skip down the street rather than walk, and see how many looks you get.
With a serious face, order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat
Sing along at The Opera.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
Pick up a box of condoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter and ask where the fitting room is.
And The
Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity: My Favourite...
Go to a large Department store's fitting room, drop your drawers to your ankles and yell out, "There's no paper in here!"
Now send this email to someone to make them SMILE...
it’s called 'therapy'!
04/01/2026 10:50 am
I haven't been able to skip any where for the last twenty years.
Topic starter
04/01/2026 10:52 am
Aw, I skip ALL the time!!
My wife keeps reminding me that it is called tripping instead! Silly woman!
04/01/2026 3:34 pm
All good ones but my favorite is "There's no paper in here!"
John Bono
North Jersey
04/01/2026 6:26 pm
I haven't been able to skip any where for the last twenty years.
Skip...? Heck, I can't even jump rope anymore 🤣
Steve
04/01/2026 8:16 pm
These are great....especially the last one.
05/01/2026 12:36 pm
There are advantages to getting older. Pissing people off is one.
Tony Perrone reacted
05/01/2026 4:00 pm
When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling, 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
good stuff, thanks gents!
Tony Perrone reacted