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29/01/2021 11:03 am
10 Laws We Live By.
1. Law of Logical Argument - Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.
2. The Coffee Law - As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
3. Law of the Result - When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
4. Law of Probability - The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
5. Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy - As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it or the stores will stop selling it!
6. Doctors' Law - If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there, you'll feel better. But don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.
7. Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring.
8. Law of Close Encounters - The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are dressed totally inappropriately or you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.
9. Law of Physical Surfaces - The chances of an open-faced jam sandwich landing face down on a floor are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet or rug.
10. Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible place in the universe.
29/01/2021 11:50 am
I have told my wife many times I am going to contact a company and tell them if they don't pay me a fee, I will start buying their product, and that will put them out of business for good !!!
Joshua J. Shy
29/01/2021 12:56 pm
Damn straight!
Zeeky Banutski
The People’s Republic of Maryland
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29/01/2021 1:02 pm
#10 dependant upon weight - I.E. anvil - will land on your foot.
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