A chuckle or two...
Topic starter 13/08/2022 3:21 pm
I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?♦ I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you.♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.♦ A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.♦ Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.♦ My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.♦ If you think nobody cares whether you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.♦ I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters? Do they just give you a bra and say, “Here, fill this out?”♦ My therapist said that my narcissism causes me to misread social situations. I’m pretty sure she was hitting on me.♦ Denny’s has a slogan, “If it’s your birthday, the meal is on us.” If you’re in Denny’s and it’s your birthday, your life sucks!♦ The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.♦ The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe before you start looking like a mental patient.♦ Money can’t buy happiness but it keeps the kids in touch!♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
14/08/2022 7:47 am
Good ones, especially the very last. Thanks, John!
14/08/2022 7:53 am
All good ones. John. Good for a chuckle this morning.
14/08/2022 10:53 am
14/08/2022 12:05 pm
Man’s gotta have a good chuckle in the morning!🤣🤣