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02/02/2026 5:16 pm
A MISSING HAT.
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favourite hat. Rather than purchasing a new one, he decided he would go to church and steal one out of the vestibule. When he got there, an usher intercepted him at the door and took him to a pew where he had to sit and listen to an entire sermon on the Ten Commandments. After church, the man met the preacher in the vestibule doorway, shook his hand vigorously and said, "I want to thank you for saving my soul today, preacher. I came to church to steal a hat, but after hearing your sermon on the Ten Commandments, I decided against it." "You mean the Commandment, Thou shall not steal, changed your mind?" the preacher asked. "No, the one about adultery did," the old man said. "As soon as you said that, I remembered where I left my hat.”
02/02/2026 6:28 pm
Thanks. I am amazed you find all these things.
Ed Davis
Inverness, Illinois, USA
02/02/2026 7:27 pm
Good going preacher!
John Bono
North Jersey
02/02/2026 8:03 pm
I love these David, you always make me smile.💯👍🤣😂
03/02/2026 3:35 am
good stuff, thanks David!
03/02/2026 8:06 am
John Bono
North Jersey
03/02/2026 8:21 am
03/02/2026 1:29 pm
LOL, good one. And hey, you said "an elderly man", I'd say he's doing pretty good if he both remember where he lost his hat and that he is getting nooky too.
George Schire
Oakdale, Minnesota
03/02/2026 2:10 pm
Old men need nooky too you know........
