Anyone know if this works?

Well having given a quick check of the burgers I would say that Graeme has pretty much proven that cheese can get a woman to shed her animal hide dress for a roll on the cave floor. 

Sorry...have to run and finish stuffing the missus' size 7 with fish eggs.......

beautiful!!! Post and replies, thanks gents

It's sort of true. Shirl is wildly fascinated if I forget to bring home Extra Sharp Cheddar when I grocery shop. Her favorite, but we love all kinds of cheese.

* Jack, 'rue' is regret and remorse. That's what your supposed to fill her shoe with, not roe. OMG, she'll throw the stinky thing at you pard! 

Cheese is less expensive than diamonds.

I don't know but it makes a great sandwich.

@perrone1 So now you tell me!  I figured there was something fishy about what I read and I roe that I ever looked at the post.  I've booked an eye exam.......and a trip to the shoe store with the missus.

@sizedoesmatter Personally I would compromise and buy her Black Diamond Cheese.

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@perrone1 So now you tell me!  I figured there was something fishy about what I read and I roe that I ever looked at the post.  I've booked an eye exam.......and a trip to the shoe store with the missus.

LOLOLOLOL!

Hmmm, I don't think I have ever tried that cheese technique with the females ........  

It definitely works with some discerning females when old Stilton blue cheese it used. Watch out however, as some less cultured souls find it revolting.

"Cheese or Cheddar"  is slang for money.    I've yet to meet a woman who was not "fascinated"  with money.      

- just say'n

@david-green Stilton cheese with Branston "pickle"......yum!

@jack-dodds 

Perhaps you'll get lucky and your Missus will get a shoe salesman exactly like Al Bundy ! He was always good at his profession.