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David Green
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BRITISH HUMOUR IS DELIGHTFULLY DIFFERENT

 

These are classified ads, which were in U.K. Newspapers in about 2015:

 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.

8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!

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FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

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FREE PUPPIES. Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.

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COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED. Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!

Must sell washer and dryer £100.

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WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.

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And the WINNER is...

 

FOR SALE BY OWNER. Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

 

 



   
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John Napoli
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Very funny David.



   
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Lol here too !
Thanks



   
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Frank Kocour
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LOL.  Thanks for the chuckles.



   
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