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John Kuvakas
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That, when geese fly in formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?

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John Kuvakas
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john barry
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no in-flight snack service on line 2 ?



   
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Because they fly in pairs so their number is always even.  One is taking the point position.



   
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john barry
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c`mon Jack ! 🤨 .....what would be the point of flying if there were no snacks involved?



   
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At least they don't have to argue about who gets the window view. The snacks are only at rest stops, if any.



   
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Posted by: @david-green

At least they don't have to argue about who gets the window view. The snacks are only at rest stops, if any.

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John Kuvakas
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All nice tries, gents. But the answer is "Because there are more geese on one side than the other."


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Posted by: @jkuvakas

All nice tries, gents. But the answer is "Because there are more geese on one side than the other."

"Missed it by THAT much!"



   
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john barry
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on that fateful day in October,when we all worked in unison to forward feasible theories of random bird Vee-ing,our hopes were dashed,at the last minute, by an unforeseen revelation of chicanery............those of us who`d thought to bring snacks, adroitly embraced the opportunity to peddle their inventories at vastly inflated rates



   
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John Kuvakas
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Nothing I hate worse than a vastly inflated bird flight theorizing snack.  


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john barry
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maybe we shouldv`e had the foresight to put some papers down.....y`know,just in case of crumbs or the like

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John Kuvakas
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LOL! Sanitary!! We so abhor soiling our flies.


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@jack-dodds Maybe its because geese just can't count.


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Or maybe its because one goose is a widower or divorced....yeah that's probably what Marlon Perkins would say.



   
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Because there are always a couple of silly gooses in every crowd.



   
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