Eine Kleine Nicht Musik, aka Clowns: THE MOVIE

In light of having an additional four thousand members (you know who you are) among our ranks since the inception of the beleaguered housewife......the one who inspired this true-enuf-for-tv movie......some background may be in order :

The story,upon which the movie is based,tells of a VERY stressed young mother,who totally type A`s her twins` Birthday party.....The "ONLY clowns to hire" are playing a Bat Mitzvah over in the "Severely Gated Oak Crossings" community on the very day of little Billy and Susie`s 11th birthday(s) and Stella (brilliantly portrayed by 50`s Comics Icon Lenore Goldberg) must choose a lesser known act

Stella finds,at the VERY last minute, a dog`n`pony style clown ensemble that will work on short notice (short is KEY here)....it`s not until the jubilant trio arrive,in a slightly undersized car no less,that Stella realizes the awful enormity (pun fully intended) of what she has unleashed.....Back in the day of Moe,Larry,Curly,these guys were MAYBE average height....not so much today....and OLD????.....these guys are so old they`re still in black and white...........Almost at once,Billy begins pelting Captain Monkey with designer jelly beans from a second story widows`s walk.The monkey returns fire...in the melee that ensues,one of the 70 year old Creamerson kids loses a hand

As Stella`s swirling visions of monochromatic Clara-belle,Emmett Kelly and Pre-Johnny Ed McMahon reach a fever peak in mid-battle ,Judy Collin`s angelic voice overlays it all

Arcane background story precludes here > https://diecast.org/community/lounge/giant-cows-unearthed-the-movie/