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David Green
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EVER WONDER

Why the sun lightens
Our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is
'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that Doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made
With artificial flavour, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who
Invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of
Day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there
Mouse-flavoured cat food?

Why didn't Noah
Swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the
Needle for lethal injections?



   
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(@sizedoesmatter)
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Great questions David.


John Bono
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All good questions. Now we need some good answers.


Ed Davis
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Great points indeed. David, thanks again for a good chuckle. 💯



   
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Lmao, I love the one about the word “ abbreviated”



   
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Mouse flavored cat food sounds like a good idea to me.


Ed Davis
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These will keep me awake through the night.



   
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Posted by: @jack-dodds

These will keep me awake through the night.

Yeppers; that's my problem as well. I stayed up all night last night, wondering where the sun goes when it goes down. Finally; it dawned on me!

 



   
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Posted by: @david-green

"Why don't you ever see the
Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery?"

Precisely!   This fact has always served as an example that "less-than-honest"  claims are being made by those mediums  who "know all & see all."     Perhaps some are better than others, but.....  🙄 🙄 🙄 



   
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@perrone1

Tony P

HA! "And brightened my day."  Cool  



   
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The Psychic one is my favorite. I used to get junk mail from a Psychic called Mother somebody. In her offers of advice to me, where my name would be it said place name here. A real psychic would know my name.   Another famous singer would advertise on tv for a psychic group. I heard later they filed for bankcruptcy. Thought they would have seen that coming.



   
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Posted by: @ed-davis

Mouse flavored cat food sounds like a good idea to me.

Or cat flavored dog food.😁

 



   
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@jack-dodds 

so will my dreams about strawberry cheesecake… where the heck did that come from ?



   
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@100ford2003 Steve; I'm going to email you the name and number of a person who may resolve your strawberry cheesecake dreams.....you can trust her.



   
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John Kuvakas
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I love these. Here's another: "Who verifies the taste of cat food?"


John Kuvakas
Warrenton, VA


   
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