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I'll be darned! I often wondered about how left-handers drank their coffee. THAT is ingenious!



   
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John Kuvakas
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It's about time someone acknowledged that left-handed people drink coffee, too. I mean...who doesn't??


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I see a TREMENDOUS business opportunity here! We can manufacture, market and sell many left-handed items! Left-hand tooth brushes, water bottles, pillows, frying pans & pots with handles on the left instead of right and OMG!  -  left-hand glasses, mugs and combs! We'll all be rich, wealthy and ... ah ... make lots of cash too!



   
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Graeme Ogg
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Gee, I really hate to disappoint you all, but I downloaded that photo and checked out the image coding. It would appear that some joker put a pic of a regular cup into a photo editor and used the "Flip horizontal" option to create a visual illusion. Here is the real photo . . .

Right handed coffee cup

Sad, but true. Mind you, now that this revolutionary idea is out there, Tony P. could be right about its potential value. On the other hand . . .


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David Green
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Gee Graeme, clever you. Such subterfuge. I guess left handed people will have to continue fumbling.



   
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Posted by: @graeme-ogg

Gee, I really hate to disappoint you all, but I downloaded that photo and checked out the image coding. It would appear that some joker put a pic of a regular cup into a photo editor and used the "Flip horizontal" option to create a visual illusion. Here is the real photo . . .

Right handed coffee cup

Sad, but true. Mind you, now that this revolutionary idea is out there, Tony P. could be right about its potential value. On the other hand . . .

Oh MY! Glad you caught this Graeme!! Still like the idea of left-hand tooth brushes though!  Formal Smile



   
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John Kuvakas
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I'm seeing a marketing opportunity here. This means there's still room for a left-handed cup!


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Graeme Ogg
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Actually, over the years a number of people have proposed a possible solution for the cup-handedness problem.

2 handed cups

Unfortunately, none of them could come up with a compatible saucer design that worked properly, so the idea went nowhere.


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Now THIS one is for lefty's only!

 

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Graeme Ogg
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EUREKA!!!  My apologies but I do sometimes get carried away by my own brilliance.

When you invite someone for a cup of coffee and you are unsure of their manual orientation, you provide them with TWO CHAIRS. They can then orient themselves in a suitable manner for convenient drinking.

Coffee at the table

Of course, there remains another serious problem. How many left-handed coffee drinkers are left with serious burns after lifting the hot coffee jug by its spout? I've got no remedy for that. Sorry.


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@graeme-ogg 

Oh Man; this is extraordinary stuff! But, DANG! I want to write it down but all I have in the house are these LEFT-HANDED pens and I'm a 'righty'!

 

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Graeme Ogg
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Oh for heaven's sake, man, can't you learn to look at the label before you buy something?

Of course, being right-handed maybe you picked the pack up the wrong way round and the text wasn't easy to read.

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Ah well, we live and learn. Well, some of us do, anyway.


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John Kuvakas
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Sometimes, I get the notion that the world is far more complex than I am aware of. 


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Posted by: @graeme-ogg

EUREKA!!!  My apologies but I do sometimes get carried away by my own brilliance.

When you invite someone for a cup of coffee and you are unsure of their manual orientation, you provide them with TWO CHAIRS. They can then orient themselves in a suitable manner for convenient drinking.

Coffee at the table

Of course, there remains another serious problem. How many left-handed coffee drinkers are left with serious burns after lifting the hot coffee jug by its spout? I've got no remedy for that. Sorry.

The obvious solution to all of this is to simply place the table and chairs on a revolving pedestal...like JK does on his "My Take" clips.  That way the guest can just sit where it is most handy.  If liquor is included (i.e. Spanish Coffee) then an off switch must be built into the centre to avoid falls during egress.  This is of course particularly important for ambidextrous individuals.  Also, a choice of gears could be built in to the mechanism to increase revolution speed in the event a guest becomes boring or disagreeable and must be discreetly flung aside.  We have some of them at the Forumite Think Tank(ed) Lounge.



   
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