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Paul Rouffa
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Oh that's a riot!!

In turn, Gunther, a plastic surgeon, returned the favor by removing the good Samaritan's unsightly horn and reshaping the nose by performing....wait for it..... rhinoplasty!



   
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Harry Horne proactively scooped most of the breakdown business by patrolling the grasslands as the AAA Serengeti Service rep; often talking motorists into buying his sideline pickup bed liner application as well.  His truck door logo stating "Lean On Horn" became synonymous on the plains for quality service.

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a strictly attention grabbing Forumite sees a rare opportunity to foist his wares with limited air-to-ground service

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Harry Horne has taken his oldest lad Grayson along on a service call to the Red Bird Air Services hanger to see why their old Fargo pickup is acting up.  Having decided to give it a jump start pull with their Power Wagon, they begin to attach their pull chain when they are momentarily startled to see two rhinos staring at them.  After realizing that what they are seeing is a reflection of themselves on the highly polished concrete floor, they compliment janitor Gus Todian on a job well done and ask him what his secret application is.  Hearing Gus respond that he uses rabbit skins on his rotary floor polisher to get such a sheen, Thumper's ears perk up in alarm as he decides it's high time he got out of Dodge.



   
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