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Geoff Jowett

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Topic starter 27/05/2025 12:45 am

Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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Christopher Moroni

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27/05/2025 5:01 am

"Hmmm....." for sure, but they're pretty good. 😀 "Seine" is a river in France (I had to look that one up ).

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Tony Perrone

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27/05/2025 5:32 am

These are excellent Geoff - very funny, thanks!

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Bob Jackman

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27/05/2025 7:25 am

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John Bono

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27/05/2025 7:53 am

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Jack Dodds

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27/05/2025 10:04 am

Thanks Geoff.....made me chuckle this morning!

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Steve Jacobs

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27/05/2025 11:51 am

Lol 👍 thnx !

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